I am everything. I am the universe.

Asking all them questions    One good chancla is worth a thousand bitches.

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

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— 14 hours ago with 234331 notes

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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— 14 hours ago with 20218 notes

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

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— 14 hours ago with 41390 notes

kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

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— 14 hours ago with 1325 notes
thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

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— 1 day ago with 231272 notes

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

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— 1 day ago with 346321 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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— 1 day ago with 106562 notes

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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— 1 day ago with 75180 notes

dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

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— 1 day ago with 38294 notes